Santa's come to Town ... Tower

[Elgee]

Walks in all dressed up in a Red Santa Outfit obviously altered to suit me better. Signals to the elves following her to position a chair just so, and to arrange all kinds of presents artfully under a humongous Christmas Tree with flashing lights and all. Once everything is arranged to her satisfaction, she seats herself in the chair.





Right. Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum which is hidden under the beard and a special treat for the person who can find where THAT'S on my body.

Who'd like to come sit in Santa's lap and get a special wish (and some presents)?

Anything you ask for, Santa can grant in a way that will give you nightmares for years you horrible snotty little brats.

[Daruya]

*flops down on Santa's lap*

Hi Santa!  I've been good this year mostly and I'd love to have all new furnishings for my suite in the Blue Ajah quarters, and some beautiful new blue gowns and stockings and a stunning tiara with diamonds and blue sapphires.  My friend and secret warder Henry, here, would like a new heron-marked sword with a hilt encrusted with priceless sapphires and he'd also like a Warder's cloak since the warders don't believe he's real and won't give him one!

*smiles brightly*  And look what I brought you!  *pulls out catnip* 

[Elgee]

Well hello there little girl! So you've been a good Slapper then? Well let's just see about your request then shall OH HOLY CRAP IN A BUCKET IS THAT CATNIP??

Starts to twitch, then shudder. Eyes start to roll back and drool dribbles from one corner of her mouth.

Oh dude that's soooo way out man! You want to be blue? That would be like ... ult! Waves one hand vaguely in the direction of Daruya and half of her turns blue. That's wicked cool! Starts to giggle incessantly. And what was the other thing? You wanted a heron for your fwiend? No worries, mate! Waves a hand again and a very indignant heron flops out of the air, squawking.

Ya said some other stuff, but I wasn't paying attention and why's half of you not blue? anyway yeah you're just being greedy now bugger off. Tips Daruya off her lap.


NEXT!!!

[Verbal32]

Whatcha got for me? 

[Elgee]

An electric shaver!

Industrial, for the use of.

 

[Jhaenara]

*squeals and jumps onto Santa Elgee's lap and starts bouncing*

Whatcha got for me... huh huh?

[Elgee]

... a full bladder?

[Jhaenara]

Hahaha...  ;P

*pouts and bats her long eyelashes*

[Elgee]

Bat? You want bats? Eyes the luscious gorgeous volup ... errr ... sure you can have bats.

Waves hand and a swarm of them settle all around Jhae.  Beams proudly.

I done good, huh? 

[Jhaenara]

Hmm, sure, I could use these...  thanks!   *takes them off to plot some blood harvesting of the Reds... errr*

[Vanion]

*hops onto Santa's lap and brandishes a long, curved knife!*

Hand over the keys to the sleigh or I get stabby!

...wait a second... YOU AREN'T THE REAL SANTA!!

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!

*runs off crying!*

[Elgee]

... Damned teenage girls today - no respect!

Thwaps the cute one on her behind as she runs off, none the less.

YOU NEVER MADE A WISH!