Who wants to see Verbal cry like a baby?

[Verbal32]

Then stick around, because I'm about to do something horrible.  So horrible, I can't even put it into words.  It goes against the fabric of the universe, and threatens to tear the lace of Ages. 

I'm breaking up with Angelina Jolie.  I no longer am in love with her.  I have found another, even more extraordinary than Angie.  Oh yes, I have.

Angelina just wasn't my type - she didn't call, she didn't write, and she certainly wouldn't been seen with me in public.  In fact, she's never been seen with me at all, which really put a damper on our relationship.

So, without further ado, allow me to announce the new love of my life, and object of my sick, perverted, and waaayyyy over the line affections:

Naeann

Oh yes, she's dazzling, she's smexy, she's a Yellow Sister with that special kind of healing.  *cue Marvin Gaye*

And to commemorate this moment....a list:


5 Reasons Why Naeann is better than Angelina Jolie
1. She actually acknowledges my existence.
2. She scratches behind my ears and makes my leg do that involuntary kicking thing.
3. She knows how much wood a woodchuck chucks, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
4. She is singularly responsible for Verbal having an MSN account for chat (that he hardly ever uses).
5. She loves to shell out beatings.....and....well, you know....I dig that. 

[Naeann]

Thanks Verby!  I needed that laugh.  Now for your other two people to worship.... *ponders*  How about....  Boopsy and Barm.

[Verbal32]

I'm cool with Boopsy, but Barm?  BARM?!?!

Oh man, this sucks worse than that time I went to that museum.....


*flashback to childhood, standing in a museum looking at dinosaur skeletons*

Child Verbal:  Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum:  Because you touch yourself at night.

[claireducky]

Hee, hee, the auction tasks have begun, I see!

Very funny, Verby... I'm positively quacking up over here. 

*ducks the rotten fruit for her pun*

[Wayward_fool]

I'm cool with being worshipped, but all that incense makes my eyes water...

[Torrie]

lol this is supposed to go on for a week, right?


Verb, I am glad that you have faced the fact that Angelina is just no good for you. Its better this way.

**Pats Verb on the shoulder**

[Rasheta Ardashir]

You mean you aren't going to stalk me anymore. Sad pants...as my sister would say. I quite enjoyed that. Guess I should remove Angie from my siggy rotation. *laughs*

[Naeann]

No no... it's just for the week Rashi.

[Verbal32]

You mean you aren't going to stalk me anymore. Sad pants...as my sister would say. I quite enjoyed that. Guess I should remove Angie from my siggy rotation. *laughs*

Are you nuts?!  Once I'm back on Angie (hehehe...get it?....hehehe.....I'm so witty), I'll be re-stalking you like a champ. 

[Jhaenara]

*watches, amused*

[Rasheta Ardashir]

You mean you aren't going to stalk me anymore. Sad pants...as my sister would say. I quite enjoyed that. Guess I should remove Angie from my siggy rotation. *laughs*

Are you nuts?!  Once I'm back on Angie (hehehe...get it?....hehehe.....I'm so witty), I'll be re-stalking you like a champ. 

You'll notice I have yes two siggys with her in them right now *ggls*

[Minuet]

I was going to say you is not allowed to remove the one I made!!! Verb will just have to deal.