Winners of the Yellow/Blue Auction!

[Nynaeve]

I would like to start with thanking everyone who participated in this activity. Both the people who sent in bids and the ones who took the time to vote. It's been fun... but really, while the activity itself might be over, the whackiness hasn't even started

So, lets get cracking and announce the new proud owners of the peeps that were auctioned off!


Claire, The Amyrlin Seat, has been won by Mystica.
Winning bid: If I were to win Claire, I'd make her include a reference to a duck in every post she makes in the WT for the entire week and it must fit with the topic of her post and make perfect sense (in a senseless type of way).



Elgee, the Keeper of the Chronicles, has been won by Nynaeve (Woo, go me ^_^)
Winning bid: The spirit of the holidays awaits for you, my dear. Suit up!  The little kids grow impatient. In your closet you will find a Santa attire. Coat, pants, belly filling, hat, beard..... the whole nine yards. You may pick two ladies to be your shmexy elves as you spread the joy, deck the halls and jingle those bells of yours Wink This will continue for a whole week. Feel free to keep the costume once you're done.



Barmarcal, The Sword Captain, has been won Nynaeve (Woo, I'm on a roll )
Winning bid: Your vocabulary has been lost. Do not go looking for it, it is forever gone. GONE!  For now, to get by, you must use famous movie quotes only, for any and all interactions. After a week, you will realize that you just had a brain freeze the entire time from eating ice cream too fast. A lesson well learned.



Lor, The Mistress of Novices, has been won by Naeann
Winning bid: The Mistress of Novices has been around novices so long that she breaks down and starts acting like one again... running around causing mischief wherever she goes.



Verbal, The Master at Arms, has been won by Naeann
Winning bid: Verby will have to publicly renounce his love for Angelina Jolie. He will instead devote all his affections on the person(s) of my choosing. He will also have to tell us what he doesn't like about Miss Jolie at least once a day during his enslavement. He will have to follow me and two people of my choosing around and tell us why he switched his devotion to us.



Daruya, The Blue Ajah Head, has been won by Mystica
Winning bid: Now Daruya, I know she has an imaginary friend. So it's about time she introduced him to us. So, if she were mine for a week, I'd make her introduce her imaginary friend to all Ajahs and Discs and do her best to convince them all about how wonderful and fantastic he is.



Twinflower, The White Ajah Head, has been won by Mystica
Winning bid: What to do with the Twinster? hmmmm..... If Twinnie were mine for a week, I'd make her post a picture of a different pair of socks in each post she makes (with a minimum of 20 for the week). And, she would have to explain how that pair of socks fits in with that post. Any kind of explanation would do. Funny, serious, insane, ...



Cairos, The Gray Ajah Head, has been won by Nynaeve (Huzzah! )
Winning bid: I want you to cook, man. I want you to make a feast the likes of has never been seen. Both in magnitude and splendor. The best of the best only. Appetizers, main course, second course, deserts. Everything from all kinds and colors. After you're done, I want you to sit down and eat it ALL by yourself and let NO ONE near it. All for you. YOU YOU YOU!!! Permission to bite if someone tries for it anyhow.



Nynaeve, The Yellow Ajah Head, has been won by Mystica
Winning bid: If I had Nyn for a week, I'd let her follow random people and proclaim how much she likes them. Act like a real stalker with several screws loose.



Mystica, The Red Ajah Head, has been won by Taymist
Winning bid: If I won Myst, I'd like to have her wear pink for a week (including ribbons in her hair, that would look so cute) and visit each of the Ajahs and the Warders, spreading the love of pink to all members. The Reds' Pheonix Lounge would have to be completely redecorated in pink magnificence for said week.

Part 2 of the task would be to find 3 very special pink presents for Moghedian.

Part 3 of the task would be to compile a list of the top 15 reasons why pink is such a great colour along with a minimum of 2 paragraphs on why the WT needs a Pink Ajah.

I choose these particular tasks for her own well being. It's time she overcame her superficial dislike of all things pink and gave it its rightful place in her life. She'll be much more at peace once she's admitted her subconscious love to the world.



Kara, The Green Ajah Head, has been won by Nynaeve (*devious grin*)
Winning bid: You will be a queen. Regile, charming, eloquent. But lets not forget that once upon a time... you were a princess. You were spoiled, saucy and a stuck up. A person is formed from both past and present. So, for a whole week, you must capture these two personas and revert between them sporadically and with no notice.



Vanion, The Ren'Shai Disc Leader, has been won by Nynaeve (*points and laughs*)
Winning bid: Remember you being a guy? Well forget all about it. Because for an entire week you are going to be the typical teenage girl. The one that gossips about boys, whines about breaking a nail, listens to boy bands and wears tight and slutty attire. Pig tails, I'm afraid, are a must. Oh, don't forget about the period cramps







And that is all, my friends. I hope you all approve of the results and to the winners, you're free to go off and play with your toys now

*grabs her own and runs off cackling*



THE END!

[Naeann]

Woot!!  Yellow rocked the house!  *grabs Verby and Lor and heads off*

[Vanion]

*walks in wearing tight, red leather pants with the top button undone and a short-cut black leather vest, accentuating and showcasing his chest and muscles, his long hair is braided and tied back*

....I can totally rock this look. Admit it. You are all turned on right now.

*admires his nails*

[Wayward_fool]

*isn't sure how this works but looks forward to the mayhem nonetheless*

Oh Vanionnypoodlekins... come do naughty girly stuff...

[Naeann]

*hands Vanion some mydol and puts shiny pink ribbons in his hair then sets to doing his makeup*

Work it, Girlfriend!

[Wayward_fool]

Ummm... right. *covers eyes but parties along*

Shake that booty! Shake that booty for meeee! Shaaaake shaaaake shaaaaaaaaaake!!

[Minuet]

I need to think of better stuff for next year!!!! Can't believe so many of you have more then one. Shows that your creativity worked.

[Mystica]

Tay!!! See, there's proof that I am punished on general principle. I mean.... How many get tortured by their longest standing Souvra like this? Huh? huh?! Just you wait, Enry Ickins, just you wait!

*opens her presents* Oh goody! all for me? awwwww!!! *claps hands* alright... Claire, Darya, Twin and Nyn, make me proud! 

[Torrie]

This is going to be priceless. 

[Daruya]

Imaginary friend?  What imaginary friend?  Are you talking about Henry, here? *points beside and slightly behind her*  Henry isn't imaginary!  He's as real as you, Mystica, or any of us! 

He's good looking and gallant and hangs on my every word.  He dresses well (most of the time), too.  He's excellent at disguise, too!  He can look like Legolas, Will Turner, Aragorn, Eomer, Harry Potter, Sirius Black . . . too many to even list.  He can do magic, too, which is really cool, so don't make me mad or I'll have him transfigure you into a pink rat or a pincushion or something equally distastefull!

Come on, Henry!  We'll go where we are appreciated!

*tosses head and flounces out of the room*

[Wayward_fool]

Awww Dar... you only have to call me Henry when we're... roleplaying? Was that what you called it? When you dressed up as Arwen and I do Legolas? Or something?

*tralalas after Dar*

[claireducky]

Awww Dar... you only have to call me Henry when we're... roleplaying? Was that what you called it? When you dressed up as Arwen and I do Legolas? Or something?

F$ing EPIC.  This is going to be a week to remember.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go see a store clerk about some chapstick that is supposed to be put on my bill. 

(Oh, children of the 80s, you better get that reference or I will be sorely disappointed.)